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[x] they call me: mary mo / mary mo ho / mary mo ho-me / mary mo betta
[x] sex: yes please. It’s been a bit. / “I have a vagina.”
[x] my first breath of air: was intoxicated by cigarette smoke.
[x] status: loser.
[x] occupation: college dropout / full time biatch
[x] best friends: Mocaca

_______Rewind_______

[x] most memorable memory: meeting monica.
[x] worst?: meeting monica.
[x] first word uttered: “shut the fuck up biatch before I stick a corncob in yo ear.” Shortly followed by, “hot damn.”
[x] first best friend ever!?: your greasy greasy grandma.

_______Love?_______

[x] love is: warm, fluffy bunny rabbits / cottage cheese with hot sauce.
[x] first love: my first grade teacher.
[x] love or lust?: love is for nazis. Lust for me.
[x] best love song: Bang, Bang by nancy sinatra / YEAH toast
[x] when love hurts, you: lock myself in the bathroom with a razor blade and contemplate how the world would be better if one I were dead.
[x] true or false: the truth is out there, motha fucka.
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: well, I loved moni the first time I saw her. But hot damn, she’s one fine specimen.

_______Opposite Same Sex_______

[x] turn ons: a tight ass and supple breasts.
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: wtf… my mother is my girlfriend.
[x] what kinda hair style?: bald. It’s easier to work with. ; )
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the Opposite Same sex can do for you: lick my dick, my balls, and my sac. Eeeew.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: the playground. Hey, gotta start young these days.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: biatch, I’ll holla at yo woman.

_______Picky Picky_______

[x] dog or cat:I like pussy…. Cats.
[x] short or long hair: bald, as stated before.
[x] sunshine or rain: don’t matter.
[x] moon or sun: sailor moon and her pack of hot friends.
[x] hugs or kisses: whatever is cheaper.
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: monica.
[x] summer or winter: summer = chicks in bikinis
[x] written letters or e-mails: letters = bills e-mail = free porn sites
[x] playstation or nintendo: whatever system plays amplitude.
[x] car or motorcycle: yellow 1994/6 mustang gt or a crotch rocket.
[x] house party or club: house party because I ain’t legal yet.
[x] sing or dance: I know me some real good moves. I learned them from NKOTB.
[x] freak or slow dance: lets get freaky, freak.

_______Lately_______

[x] how are you today? Sad because monica was sad.
[x] what are you wearing right now? nothing but a smile. ; )
[x] what does your hair look like at the moment? Pulled back in a ponytail. Want a ride?
[x] what song are u listening to right now? Your momma screaming my name.
[x] how is the weather right now? Hot hot heat.
[x] last person you talked to on the phone? Myself.
[x] last dream you can remember? Swimming in a pool of ice cream.
[x] who are you talking to right now? The little voices in my head.
[x] what time is it? 5:17pm.

_______More About YOU!_______

[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? Anything you want them to be.
[x] if you were a crayon, what color would you be? green like the color of my big toe. Maybe I should have that looked at.
[x] have you ever almost died? Yes, monica opened a can of whoop ass on me.
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? Dashboard.
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? Become friends with that monica chick. Your life will never be dull again.
[x] have u ever won any special award? No. I suck.
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? drugs.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? Hopefully none because it would be the antichrist.
[x] shampoo? Shampoo? What is that? I don’t take showers.
[x] what are you most scared of? Butterflies.
[x] how many TVs do you have in your house? I own a small country. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of tvs.
[x] do you have your own TV? See above.
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Just my heart when monica wouldn’t go out with me.
[x] who do you dream about? Monica. Naked. In a bowl of tomato sauce.
[x] who's the loudest friend you have? Monica.
[x] who's the quietest friend? Monica.
[x] Is cheerleading a sport? Oooooh yah. Hot girls in short skirts. Hell yah.

Comments

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miss_agent_m
Apr. 28th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
I have really got to stop letting her use my computer

oh wait. I don't have to worry about that anymore
;)
wallflower17
May. 1st, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
"Der Mensch--die wohl geheimnisvollste Spezies unseres Planeten. Ein Mysterium offener Fragen. Wer sind wir? Woher kommen wir? Wohin gehen wir? Woher wissen wir, was wir zu wissen glauben? Wieso glauben wir überhaupt etwas? Unzählige Fragen, die nach einer Antwort suchen, einer Antwort, die wieder eine neue Frage aufwerfen wird, und die nächste Antwort wieder die nächste Frage, und soweiter, und so weiter. Doch ist es am Ende nicht immer wieder die gleiche Frage... und immer wieder die gleiche Antwort?

Der Ball ist rund. Das Spiel dauert 90 Minuten. Alles andere ist Theorie."
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